Except it doesn't. Twitter is an absolute shit heep (View Post)

PCR back positive so that’s +1 in the figures for Newcastle upon Tyne. Feeling better already though. Cleaned the bathroom and everything. (View Post)

Never understood the whole "wipe down trollies" at the supermarket thing. Just wash your hands after if you're worried. (View Post)

I'm feeling better already to be honest. Still waiting for my PCR result though. (View Post)

A nice place to go? She should have taken him to Nandos like the rest of us. (View Post)