Besides which if you hit someone in the face with a mace there will be plenty of blood everywhere. (View Post)

It's not the same, but there are a number of computer games which use the same rules (which have apparently gone though multiple editions since I last played the pen and paper game). Baldur's Gate fr… (View Post)

Obligatory: (View Post)

It makes a good euphemism. (View Post)

You do not want to get bitten by a horse in any part of your anatomy, let alone one that leads to a Venetian disease… Edit: venereal, not Venetian! (View Post)