"Mom, how did we get so rich?" "Your dad hugged an HR lady at a Coldplay concert and I got 50% from the divorce" (View Post)

So that is why its been pumping like crazy recently.... (View Post)

If you were a real politico you would have one of those rare collector items, the Labour racist mug. (View Post)

It's true at all protests these days, every twat is a citizen journalist or recording for their own purposes. It's bloody annoying at gigs when 50% of the crowd watch it through the screen … (View Post)

He will be easy to spot, he will be asking members of the crowd which university they attended in the middle of them lobbing bottles at the police. (View Post)