I am pretty sure Mrs U would leave me if I suggested a date night to see Coldplay. (View Post)

The person responsible for putting all the names in an Excel spreadsheet is definitely cut from the same cloth of incompetence. Does he have a brother? (View Post)

But that would require admitting that you were attending the Coldplay concert yourself.... (View Post)

If the couple had just acted normally, nobody would be any the wiser. (View Post)

"Mom, how did we get so rich?" "Your dad hugged an HR lady at a Coldplay concert and I got 50% from the divorce" (View Post)