US elections are slow because they have to decide is the new dogcatcher, and they have to eait for snail mail ballots posted on the day. (View Post)

Might as well stick to the tantric sex at this point. (View Post)

£1 each way at 2000 to 1 to win the 2016 premiership (3 games into the season) was my best ever bet! (View Post)

Sounds a keeper! (View Post)

In German the verb at the end is going. A problem for similtaneous translators, and the inspiration for Yoda. (View Post)