I blame the squirrels. (View Post)

Considering she had to cancel concerts in Austria due to terrorist threats, and consequently risk to her audience, then a bit of police protection seems very appropriate. (View Post)

I think you need to work on a better punchline. Comedy is extremely subjective. It's nothing to laugh about. (View Post)

Have a bit of fun with the budget game. I was dry as dust in terms of market confidence, and balanced the budget by 2025, by 2p on income tax, scrapping the triple lock etc I don't think the old… (View Post)

Reminds me of Bob Monkhouse. " I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus" (View Post)