I was costume director for the nativity play*. I was particularly proud of my Dr Seuss style crowns. The vicar was less pleased by my substitution of nappies, baby powder and a rattle for the traditi… (View Post)

Yes, and this also correlates with the donkeys and sheep voting Reform yesterday. (View Post)

Bluntly, people do not aspire to a Council house, they live in one because the can't get anything better. (View Post)

Hence the old American joke Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas also make fridges. (View Post)

Yes, I have some cousins in the business. I think it would be foolish of Walliams to contest this. (View Post)