Hang on, I'll just trim this bit off by cutting upwards with the top of the saw. This branch above my head is a bit annoying, I'll just cut it off so it isn't in the way. I'll jus… (View Post)

If you want the slightly more actively maintained version, there's also LibreOffice. https://www.libreoffice.org/ Same original code base (which has a complicated history). (View Post)

Trees don't run. Instead they indulge in a bit of biochemical warfare. They haven't really had time to adapt to chainsaws yet. Perhaps they'll evolve to grow silicate spikes. (View Post)

There's also a myth that ancient woodland means ancient trees. It doesn't. It is actually the ground flora that makes a woodland interesting - not the trees. So if somewhere has been in woo… (View Post)

That's a brilliant idea. Or Ai WeiWei, who has a thing about trees. eg https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/ai-tree-t14630 There was a metal version at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park for a while. (View Post)