Please, Boris, survive until the next GE, so that the a Tories are totally f*cked for generations to come. My wettest dream, even wetter than TSEs dreams of stepmums on Pornhub, is that the tories wi… (View Post)

We have two miniature schnauzers. Although we love them to bits, I think the Taliban would be less likely to kill them than they would translators working for the west. Endangered humans should be sa… (View Post)

Having spaffed £4.3billion on loans to crooks, is there enough money left in the Government coffers to pay all the fines? (View Post)

8.6% of bugger all is still bugger all. (View Post)

I’d like to see a prominent role for Jacob Rees Mogg as the leader of the No campaign for the next Scottish Independence referendum. (View Post)