I doubt it. Any one of those happening would shake him to the core. Two would finish him off. So no chance of him seeing all five, even if they all were to happen. (View Post)

I would be happy to go for a meal that involved that cheese board and no other courses. (View Post)

They are called Virgin Money because they have never been fucked. Unlike their customers. (View Post)

There’s a reason why supporters of non Rangers and Celtic Scottish football teams refer to them as the arse cheeks. (View Post)

We have a family joke is someone is seriously delayed; “high seas at Dawlish?” It arises from an occasion when I decided to get the train from Bristol to Glasgow to save the company some money. The B… (View Post)