Hurry up and die, we need your bed. (View Post)

Linkedin is for the sort of people who think they would be successful candidates in The Apprentice. Facebook is for their grandparents. Therefore, neither are suitable for you. (View Post)

I understand two people voted for NP because of his prowess in bed. (View Post)

We’re still in the 20s. (View Post)

You mean, it’s Manchester’s level of awfulness? (View Post)