I have sussed out the Grand Plan. 2024 - MP for Leeds South West and Morley. 2027 - Leader of the Opposition. 2029 - PM. 2030 - abolishes Leeds United. 2031 - loses VONC. 2032 - wins Strictly. (View Post)

As an Aberdeen supporter, I have to support Man U because of Fergie. As an Aberdeen supporter, GTF Rangers! (View Post)

Otherwise known as Tennents Lager! 🤮 (View Post)

I was expecting the Lib Dems to be challenging strongly in the North East. I hear they have a very good candidate. (View Post)

I don’t remember ever seeing Michael Howard on a yacht. (View Post)