Starmer would make an excellent medical receptionist. Apart from getting nothing done, he has the perfect annoying voice. (View Post)

I bet you’re glad you didn’t work for Odey. I met him when I was working. He was like an extra posh version of Boris. I can imagine him as a Wodehouse character. (View Post)

The real receptionists have locked the doors between 1 and 2pm so they can concentrate on undermining the system uninterrupted. (View Post)

It would be in the Iranians interests to drive a wedge between Europe and the USA. I would argue that as long as Trump and his cohorts behave like they currently are, it is in our interests as well. (View Post)

Mason is a Reform supporter. Bowen isn’t. Mason should join GB News. If he takes Kuenssberg with him, even better. (View Post)