Trump is the worst US President ever, isn’t he? (View Post)

Hoyle is a particularly poor speaker. Down at Martin and Bercow levels. (View Post)

We should call our politicians polos. They’re minted and have a hole where their brains should be. (View Post)

I used to smoke a pipe. I’m sometimes tempted to restart, just to be different. Also, in the west of Scotland, it helps keep the midges away. (View Post)

Four flags? Are you a lamppost in Shrewsbury? (View Post)