We should call our politicians polos. They’re minted and have a hole where their brains should be. (View Post)

I used to smoke a pipe. I’m sometimes tempted to restart, just to be different. Also, in the west of Scotland, it helps keep the midges away. (View Post)

Four flags? Are you a lamppost in Shrewsbury? (View Post)

The Chief of Staff said his phone was stolen. Not the same thing. (View Post)

What is needed is for someone like a Mail journalist to “find” McSweeney’s phone and reveal embarrassing messages, which may or may not be fiction, but that McSweeney can’t deny because he has “lost”… (View Post)