There should be a public enquiry into the operation of the charity sector. However, if the current government set one up, they would probably invite Hannah Ingram-Moore to chair it. (View Post)

That’s because it’s illegal to stuff a parrot. (View Post)

That’s a handy hint. Thank you. I will try that next time I am in B&Q and can’t find anyone to assist me. (View Post)

I suspect the next Conservative PM is not yet in parliament. (View Post)

Send the stoats here. They can have as many f*ing seagulls as they can get. (View Post)