If you don’t stop students going to University, how are you going to stop Woke? (View Post)

We should invent some new post Brexit units of measurement. I’ll start with a unit of intelligence. 1 Mogg = an IQ of 50. Therefore the average person is worth 2 Moggs. (View Post)

Imperial measures - the computer says no. (View Post)

I would keep the key and throw creepy Alyn Smith away. (View Post)

Who are the 74% who want to keep them open? I don’t know any that sell decent ale. (View Post)