If your lot miss Holyrood and get Dundee instead, it could cause £millions of improvements. (View Post)

If only we had oil and gas in the North Sea 🙁. (View Post)

I have a plan for Northern Ireland. Reunification. (View Post)

It’s getting awfully ConHomeish on here. It seems to be full of warmongers sitting on their sofas safe in the knowledge they’re too old to be called up. See you later. (View Post)

Don’t worry, Sandpit. Barty is on his way to protect you, and he’s fully tooled up. (View Post)