The bicycle clips in the fruit bowl would have been deposited by Eabhal. (View Post)

When Rishi wanted to make maths compulsory to age 18, it was after having been surrounded by innumerate politicians. (View Post)

Tory party members are like particularly self-unaware lemmings. They don’t realise the more they like a candidate the less suitable for high office that candidate is. See also: Truss. (View Post)

Please, not the good Brie! (View Post)

If a large proportion of Reform voters are either unemployed or retired, minimum wage and zero hours contracts won’t affect them. If Jenrick takes over as Tory leader, it will either take votes away … (View Post)