Keir Starmer was a toolmaker’s son And when his candidate would visit, he'd come along When they gathered 'round and started canvassin’ That's when Keir would take me votin’ Through th… (View Post)

There was a Dusty Springfield version as well? Every day is a schoolday! (View Post)

If it’s Suella Braverman or Robert Jenrick, in future years they will be able to look back on when they were able to get 100. (View Post)

Reform don’t have a lawn. It will be weed infested concrete slabs with an old rusty Ford Mondeo parked on it. (View Post)

Better that than Casino’s tearful denial. (View Post)