Leaflets for Harlow? You need to get ‘em out by Friday, although you need to get home before your supper’s ready. Hope you weren’t trespassing when you delivered them. (Other Genesis puns are availab… (View Post)

A suggestion for the mods. In support of @RochdalePioneers, the site should be renamed The Doric Column for the duration of the election campaign. (View Post)

The problem with the Holyrood system of PR is that the party hierarchy choose the order of the list MSPs.Therefore you get the most obsequious loyalists at the top of the list. With STV, numpties are… (View Post)

Well, that was embarrassing. The Scotland back 5 couldn’t have been more ineffectual if it had been Jenrick, Braverman, Sunak, Rees-Mogg, Truss! (View Post)

I am one of 15 siblings. We were all born at 6.38am on the 14th April, exactly one year apart. My father was a Precision Grinder. (View Post)