I have a solution. Subcontract HS2 to The Trump Organisation. Get Trump’s MAGA goons to shoot all the f*cking bats. While they’re here, they can drain the swamp and kill all the f*cking newts. Then w… (View Post)

The French guy has obviously met my neighbours. (View Post)

Using bats to prevent a railway being built, or newts to prevent a housing development, is the equivalent of a defence lawyer defending a murderer using something irrelevant but emotional to obtain s… (View Post)

I think the same. It’s because golfers are tits. (View Post)

Only on the BBC …. (View Post)