Wouldn’t it be fun if the Treasury have set up the Telegraph by putting out all sorts of stuff which they knew they would print, and then, having subsequently denied the rumours, actually implemented… (View Post)

All the volunteers at our recent real ale festival wore lanyards. Hopefully it kept all the right wing frothers away and they went back to the golf club for a pink gin instead. (View Post)

@CumberlandGap may have fought an election but I assume he doesn’t literally have a killer instinct. The Scottish rugby team also don’t have a killer instinct. It has been our biggest failure for man… (View Post)

We will be beating Denmark until they equalise in the last minute. Then we will be beaten in the playoffs. It’s the Scotland way. (View Post)

So will sales of warm clothing to wear indoors when the heat pump is unable to heat homes to an adequate level. (View Post)