Do you have your bar charts prepared? (View Post)

Time to ease off the cocaine at CCHQ. (View Post)

I would have thought that a wall round Basildon would be a good idea. It would prevent innocent people straying there inadvertently. (View Post)

Only one snag. Afrikaaners are prime Reform voters, surely? (View Post)

Wouldn’t work. She might be needed to carry the sword if Charlie croaks it. (View Post)