Tories are only interested in leaving their house to their grandchildren. (View Post)

Tell them to fuck off. They’ve made their bed, let them lie on it. We have enough parasites already. (View Post)

If others are making the tea, I always ask if I can put in my own milk. Some peoples’ tea needs crutches to help it out of the pot. (View Post)

If there were medals for cycling through red lights, holding up motorists and frightening pensioners, we would have been guaranteed three more gold medals. (View Post)

In a democracy, people should be allowed to put the milk in first, as well as making tea correctly, with the tea in first. Hell, in a democracy they should even be allowed to put lemon in, or, horror… (View Post)