One of our local councillors (we have five!) is a true independent, interested only in supporting his area and working for his constituents. The first time he stood, he got nowhere. The second time, … (View Post)

Have you tried Fred. Olsen from Liverpool? (View Post)

I can imagine him on Bargain Hunt. “Is that your worst price?” (View Post)

I have a solution. Subcontract HS2 to The Trump Organisation. Get Trump’s MAGA goons to shoot all the f*cking bats. While they’re here, they can drain the swamp and kill all the f*cking newts. Then w… (View Post)

The French guy has obviously met my neighbours. (View Post)