Due to staff shortages, crowd control has been subcontracted to the French. (View Post)

Before I retired, I had to visit a firm whose office was in a building with a listed lift. As they weren’t allowed to modernise it, they needed to employ a lift operator. (View Post)

Episode 2 could be a short programme, eating Richard Hammond, or a longer programme, eating James May. (View Post)

Sturgeon should switch to the Greens. She is more interested in their policies than she is in independence. (View Post)

Strange looking cat. No wonder Sainsburys objected. (View Post)