Tell them to fuck off. They’ve made their bed, let them lie on it. We have enough parasites already. (View Post)

If others are making the tea, I always ask if I can put in my own milk. Some peoples’ tea needs crutches to help it out of the pot. (View Post)

If there were medals for cycling through red lights, holding up motorists and frightening pensioners, we would have been guaranteed three more gold medals. (View Post)

In a democracy, people should be allowed to put the milk in first, as well as making tea correctly, with the tea in first. Hell, in a democracy they should even be allowed to put lemon in, or, horror… (View Post)

It’s taken 40 years of incremental efficiency savings cuts to get to our current state. It could take another 40 years to get back to sensible levels of capacity. It’s certainly not going to happen i… (View Post)