Never mind. I’m sure your mother will enjoy finding you a suitable replacement! Seriously, though, not good news. 😢 (View Post)

The New Testament is a bit like Plaid Cymru. A weak alternative, but not as good as the Old Testament / the Tory party. (View Post)

Just give Trump a fiddle and a box of matches. (View Post)

I don’t think anyone, apart from the professional wokers, would be upset if he had a nasty accident in jail. (View Post)

When the ferries were ordered, the Irish Berth was suitable. The question is how does the Scottish Government, or any government, force a private company to maintain its assets, Thames Water also com… (View Post)