In return, we will move down to London for some summer weather, take over Westminster, and vote through Scottish independence. (View Post)

I suppose we could send the over 80s to fight the French, armed with a rolled up copy of the Daily Express. (View Post)

Are you needing the inheritance to fund your lifestyle? (View Post)

Given @HYUFD’s record, if Christ resigned and was replaced by Muhammad, he would immediately become a staunch Muslim. (View Post)

Sorry the term “Christian” is no longer acceptable. Unless you want to be cancelled, please refer to her as a person of Christianity. (View Post)