Mandelson’s only hope of not being defenestrated by the BBC is for him to defect to Reform. (View Post)

Are you lot still going on about apples? Why not do something useful and give them to @wooliedyed to make a pie. (View Post)

You’re making me nostalgic. My maternal grandmother was in service at Blickling Hall. She was sent there after her mother, stepfather and sister all died in the last outbreak of Bubonic Plague in Eng… (View Post)

That’s because she wanted them all to make cider. (View Post)

Nardini’s in Largs still sell them. Go west, young man. (View Post)