Or Musk or Putin? Probably the same thing. (View Post)

It’s good that it’s not also your ID card, otherwise you wouldn’t be permitted to travel to Edinburgh! (View Post)

I have a cunning plan to kill the demand for ID cards. Tell the Civil Service and others of the administration class that they will replace passports, driving licences, NI cards, railcards and bus pa… (View Post)

Or going to war with Europe for saying nasty things about his friend Putin. (View Post)

In that case, I’m glad Michael Palin is safely home. (View Post)