If you’re going to get fined for stuff like that, make it worthwhile and dump your rubbish in your councillor’s garden. (View Post)

In this case, one has retired, one has moved abroad and the other is too busy buying new trainers. (View Post)

The MV Isle of Arran. The auld trooper! They should have thrown away the drawings for newer ships and just built more Isle of Arrans. Off the coast of Islay beats inside a bar in Luxembourg, even on … (View Post)

Set up a thread about Reform puns and we’ll be so busy we won’t notice the apocalypse. (View Post)

When they bombed Ardrossan they caused £20 million of improvements. (View Post)