Or a full time father. Don’t be sexist, @HYUFD. (View Post)

It must be difficult for those graduating with an Oxford PPE this summer and wondering which party to join for career advancement. (View Post)

No wonder. He’s fallen below Rishi levels of shite and is approahing Truss levels. If he was a horse he would be shot. (View Post)

We all hope so! (View Post)

Doctor: do you suffer from haemorrhoids? Patient: yes, piles of them. (I already have my coat.) (View Post)