When you get jailed, watch out for the screws. (View Post)

Sounds typically Beeb. See also, Savile, DLT, Rolf Harris. Remind me again why I have to pay a license fee? (View Post)

In other news, Richi Sunak will not be starring in Great Railway Journeys. (View Post)

Strictly Cum Dancing. (View Post)

The Inuit have 50 words for snow. The Scots have 60 words for rain. The British have 70 words for death. (Sits back and awaits replies from PB pedants.) (View Post)