I thought it was Barty’s neighbours neighbour that was the ass. (View Post)

45% for the Greens, then. A comfortable majority. (View Post)

She will be the perfect candidate. She will be used to dealing with shit. (View Post)

I check Google Maps and my trusty road atlas and decide on my route. I enter my destination in the sat nav and ignore it until the final mile. I’m convinced the wee woman that speaks the directions g… (View Post)

Back in the 1960s, if my Dad was going on a long journey he wrote to the AA who, about a week later, sent him a detailed set of instructions of what roads to take and when and where to turn. The only… (View Post)