(a) politicians are false. (b) politicians are stupid. or a combination of (a) and (b). (View Post)

Or you can write the thread and post the first comment before anyone knows, a la @TSE (View Post)

Has anybody heard from Jackie Baillie yet? (View Post)

Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred. Strong in’t arm, thick in’t ‘ead. Well, 1 out of 4 ain’t bad! (View Post)

Boris supporters move to Penny. Penny receives enough nominations to stand. Penny and Richi arrange a last minute deal whereby Penny stands down in exchange for FS appointment. Popcorn shortage. (View Post)