Combining two discussions. Why not issue store security guards with bicycles. They could knock down suspected shoplifters with impunity. (View Post)

If you want to fit in with current Scottish Government thinking, you need to know this phrase “ tha mi a’ toirt taic do trans”. (View Post)

I would force feed them egg and chips and post the pictures on all the pompous foodie blogs, as befits someone who eats a raincoat. (View Post)

George Hotel, Inveraray serves Loch Fyne kippers; as it should, being on Loch Fyne. (View Post)

It will never happen. The HYUFD tank brigade is ready and waiting. (View Post)