Nardini’s in Largs still sell them. Go west, young man. (View Post)

Mrs. F has mobility issues and uses a trolley for support, as Big G said. Does Marlborough have a Greggs? If so, you could be going Reform. (View Post)

Living in a village, I find that beer and taxis go together. (View Post)

Ho! Ho! Ho! That’s for your mince pie, BTW, not your choice of Deputy Leader. (View Post)

Allowing for Sinn Fein continuing to abstain, discounting the Speaker, and the DUP and TUV offering at least confidence and supply, he would only be 8 short. Close enough to run a minority government… (View Post)