Just back from a Hogmanay meal in a very busy pub in coastal Galloway. Sorry, Nicola, but at least some Scots ignore you, you interfering, humourless numpty. (View Post)

Two reasons. The SNP have not actively campaigned for independence since Nicola Sturgeon replaced Alex Salmond. Too many young Scots are emigrating and being replaced by retired English people. (View Post)

Could the whole ship be carefully removed to somewhere safer? Like Calais? (View Post)

Enticing TSE to f**k a stepmom on pornhub. (View Post)

Surely you should be drinking Irn Bru whilst watching The Snowman, not sherry. (View Post)