Michael Fabricant or @HYUFD to decide who is the next PM? Hmm. Scratches chin. (View Post)

@Leon has asked me to post one more comment. Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! (View Post)

He must have forgotten the country of residence of the King of the banhammer. (View Post)

The Tory membership is at the same stage now as the Labour membership was when they elected Corbyn, i.e. totally out of touch with political reality. (View Post)

Where can I buy the air con that sucks in pets and small children? (Maybe not the pets.) (View Post)