You won’t get there before Christmas because of Calmac ferries. (View Post)

Three problems. A living policyholder. An insurance company that hasn’t been annihilated. Insurance companies’ small print. (View Post)

It it waits until the 12th, you could be On The Beach. (View Post)

Ask Neville Shute. Although he would recommend Australia, I can’t imagine why anyone would choose Australia ahead of New Zealand. (View Post)

A jag is a Scottish jab. If Partick Thistle played in the Premiership, their nickname would be The Jabs. (View Post)