The newspapers that still support Johnson are the ones that share his values of truth and integrity. (View Post)

“Alternatively freedomed.” (View Post)

Make sure it’s healthy, though. You don’t want to pay 6 quid for sick squid. (View Post)

That’s because they’re publicly owned. If you really want to reduce the number of cars, renationalise the buses and run them as a public service. (View Post)

She hasn’t realised it’s not sufficient to spit out the dummy, but has to send it to the Chancellor as well. (View Post)