The worst is over - November. December at least has Christmas. January and February have longer days and the prospect of better weather to come. November only has winter to look forward to. (View Post)

We have stopped watching Masterchef, apart from the Professional version, because it seems that Torode only wants spicy Asian and Caribbean food, and that chefs specialising in e.g. classical French … (View Post)

You catch trains from a railway station. A train station sounds like a section of a gymnasium. (View Post)

I wouldn’t want him in my kitchen dressed like that. (View Post)

They would be massacred by the advancing enemy while they were standing still reading their risk assessments. (View Post)