Someone should ask Trump to stop the tide coming in. I’m sure the Canadians would be happy to offer the Bay of Fundy for the demonstration. (View Post)

In the 1980s we had Red Robbo. Now we have Red Dolpho. Edit - 1970s. I hadn’t realised it was so long ago. (View Post)

Hope all goes well tomorrow. (View Post)

The only way I would vote for Farage is if the only alternative is Jenrick. (View Post)

Given who you may meet if you get off at Fratton, it may not help. (View Post)