When I used to travel to Arran for Children’s Hearings (pre Covid) I used to save myself for a Calmac breakfast. If I was feeling particularly greedy I would have another on the sail home. (View Post)

I’m guessing that you’re neither small nor unfashionable. (View Post)

Wig is a shorter and easier word to use than fabricant. (View Post)

Sorry. Thought I was responding to @Cyclefree! (View Post)

No he won’t. PM Patel will appoint him Secretary of State for Scotland. (View Post)