Don’t order the pizza! (View Post)

If Masterchef is to survive they should also sack John Torode, whose taste buds have been destroyed by his spicy food fetish. If you don’t cook Caribbean or South Asian food, he’s not interested. Get… (View Post)

I would like Aberdeenshire Council and South Ayrshire Council to approve plans for wind farms totally surrounding his golf courses, just to piss Trump off. (View Post)

It could be called GB Entertainment. (View Post)

You will meet a tall, dark stranger …. (View Post)