Kane, you bastard. The ball’s just landed in my back garden and broken two panes in my greenhouse. (View Post)

Not surprised about the size of your penis. Enjoyed a Cru Minervois this evening and following with a Five Kingdoms Brewery Dark Storm. BTW, don’t take it personally that Scots don’t support England.… (View Post)

There already is. If you look at the top of the post and it says Leon, it’s written by chatGPT. (View Post)

PB probably reflects those results, being mainly comprised of old, male brexiteers. (View Post)

Recorded message: “This is your GP surgery. If you are dying, press 1. If you are dead, press 2. If not, phone back later when you are either dead or dying. Goodbye.” (View Post)