Could the whole ship be carefully removed to somewhere safer? Like Calais? (View Post)

Enticing TSE to f**k a stepmom on pornhub. (View Post)

Surely you should be drinking Irn Bru whilst watching The Snowman, not sherry. (View Post)

Started Christmas early with a bottle of Five Kingdoms Heart of Darkness - Dark Storm 6.9% ABV stout aged in whisky casks, Just the job for a cold evening. (View Post)

Excellent news! Go on, make us jealous; what cheeses? (View Post)