Our runner beans have been unable to run as fast as the slugs and snails this year. Not expecting to get any beans at all. The first time ever. (View Post)

Now all we need is for Trump to pop his clogs and head off to hell, to turn the markets over again. (View Post)

Robert Peston thinks? Well, they say you learn something new every day, but I wasn’t expecting that! (View Post)

Why do so many tuna sandwich suppliers insist on putting the abominable aberration that is sweetcorn, into otherwise reasonable tuna? It doesn’t belong on pizza either. (View Post)

Easy. By electing Braverman or Jenrick as leader. (View Post)